nippled:

annoying online and irl

amyjpond:

some people are winning olympic medals right now and i can’t get out of bed

growlithed:

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

mycallingischadwick:

ftwemblem3:

What is your favorite Disney Channel character of all time?

Keaton just looks at him like

We’re not related 😐

ftwemblem3:

Interviewer: Any more shows?

fuck-yourstandards:

In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit

alittleworldofimagination:

jokerkat:

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

That’s called anxiety.

That explains at least half of my life then

defxndpoppunk:

when you listen to a song for the first time aND YOU JUST KNOW

ftwemblem3:

Imagine: Snapchats from your boyfriend, Keaton Stromberg

ftwemblem3:

someone tell a member of emblem3 to date me since im not compatible with anyone else

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

hotboyproblems:

if you wanna be my lover gotta buy me
concert tickets