some people are winning olympic medals right now and i can’t get out of bed
i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross
What is your favorite Disney Channel character of all time?
Keaton just looks at him like
We’re not related 😐
Interviewer: Any more shows?
In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit
you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”
That’s called anxiety.
That explains at least half of my life then
when you listen to a song for the first time aND YOU JUST KNOW
Imagine: Snapchats from your boyfriend, Keaton Stromberg
someone tell a member of emblem3 to date me since im not compatible with anyone else
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
if you wanna be my lover gotta buy me